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    Mommy not having a penis

    “Mommy not having a penis.”
    “I know, Pickle.” I begin... again... for the ump-teenth time this evening, wishing I had locked the door to the bathroom when we got home earlier.
    “Mommy doesn’t have a penis.” I echo.
    “Daddy having a penis," he says, eyes wide, with a very serious look on his face.
    I nod.
    “Isaiah having a penis.”
    I nod again.
    “Mommy not having a penis,” he says, shaking his head back and forth with a sense of disappointed finality.
    “That’s right.” I conclude.  Baby boy turns back to his toys. Satisfied. For now...

    I think I had a similar conversation with the spouse when we met.

    Boys.
    ... and to think, I am having another one.
     

    5 comments:

    robyn said...

    So cute! Maybe you can give me some advice if I have a little boy someday. :)

    Dreaming In Color said...

    Congratulations!! Now you'll be outnumbered by the penis possessors lol!

    Yakini said...

    I am waiting for this day to come! LOL. Chase is already super curious about my big pregnant stomach, navel, and breasts.... so I know its only a matter of time! :-)

    Tara said...

    Aww, congrats! Boys are something else, aren't they? :)

    Christina said...

    aww, that's too cute!

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